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Steven Teref




Pleasure Objects: C

Coffin1
Clothed Pissing

Crop Whip
Clown
Cum Gargling2

Creampie Eating
Cum Brushing3
Chilean

Creampie Compilation
Catsuit

Crotchless Panties
Cinema4

23
106

130
154
178

196
201
241

252
265

284
337


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1 Pry purple
loosestrife from the dank
guilt of earth. Pluck

leeches from your arms,
push mud-caked hair
behind your ears, black

stringy rot from your lips.
Coffin’s vast false rest.
Do you like it quiet?

2 When the storm drain clogs.

3 Keeping your teeth pearly white.

4 Two men sat drinking in a Red Light theater. The first offered, “I prefer to be drunk than sober.” The second confided, “I prefer porn to sex.”

  Thrice-weekly visits to the cinema seem to hack away most of the romantic whale-blubber which would poison our relationship.


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Competition
Cleavage5

Chubby Teen (18/19)
Cum In Her Eyes6

Champagne
Changing Room

Cotton Panties
Cuban
Cigarette

Colombian
Country7

371
379

422
426

444
584

586
590
602

709
750


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As you are about to blurt out something comes the bright cleavage.

Do you see me now?

Margaret: “I kill with my cunt.”









[ Sonnet ]

Comic
Contest
Catfight

Cosplay
Clamp
Chastity

Collar
Caught Masturbating8

Cum Inside9
Cucumber

Cum Drenched10
Cock & Ball Torture

Cage11
Clinic

786
808
870

930
944
958

1,105
1,117

1,241
1,284

1,395
1,430

1,480
1,528


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12 NOTHING BEATS HUMILIATION. HUMILIATION’S A DISEASE.

13 No one could stain her, though many have tried.

14 I like my women like I like my peanut butter: chunky.

15 Better to wield the ax than create from what the ax has cut, because that’s the center of attention.

Professor: “I’ll be able to stop in time.”

Maid: “Then, you’re satisfied with your pupil, she’s profited by your lesson?”









[ Sonnet ]

Cuckold
Condom Play22

Cum Swapping
Casting23

Club
Cum In Mouth
Crazy24

Car25
Clit

Celebrity26
Clothed Female, Nude Male27

Compilation28
Cartoon
Classic

8,385
8,982

9,186
9,228

10,319
10,710

12,533
12,989
14,310

14,476
14,576

14,959
15,084
15,097


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22 1: Blow into a freshly used condom.
    2: Tie it.
    3: Pick up a pin.
    4: Pop the balloon.

23 Fly fishing.

24 E.g. Michelle Bachmann, or Kristen Wiig impersonating Bachmann.

25 In the Seat Back ad for Nationwide Insurance, The World’s Greatest Spokesperson in the World reclines his seat with a cocky smile. The driver, a doppleganger for Charlotte from Sex and the City, looks around to ensure no one sees them. She teasingly chides him, “I see what you did there.” The vanishing deductible is a pretense for a blowjob. The only thing vanishing in the ad is his cock in her mouth.

Ahhh, I reach down between my legs n’ ease the seat back.

26 As social beings we want to matter and we want to matter to someone, we want to count and be counted, but loneliness and anonymity are more often our plight.

27 Dorothy Vallens commands, “Get undressed! I want to see you!”

28 leaps of attention

There's joy in repetition. There's joy in repetition.
There's joy in repetition. There's joy in repetition.
Love me, joy. Love me, joy. Love me, joy.


Coed
Chubby
Cowgirl
Cunt29

Cum Swallowing
Close Up30

College Girl
Creampie31

Cute
Couple32
Cum33
Cumshot34

16,755
19,621
27,155
28,933

32,005
32,416

52,714
61,295

85,819
97,150
246,605
404,771


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1,420,812 VIDEOS


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29 The promontory of her sex between the parted lips...the body clenched around it in a heat burning ever stronger. Her torn-apart sex.

30 The smoothest and whitest skins look rough and coarse, and ill coloured.

31 Think Boston Cream doughnuts, but with vaginas.

32 She is the object of desire; he merely her appendage, the object of the object.

33 Brush strokes of ejecta. A subtle chevron texture drapes...from a recent impact. She...struggles in long, slow spasms.... She calls for deliverance, for someone to come. How much I should like to see this liquor flow!

34 The Decisive Moment. Bright shoots of everlastingness.









NOTES:

Cage:
qtd. Billy Shehan in Susan Faludi – Stiffed (2000) – p. 152

Car:
Seat Back ad for Nationwide Insurance (2011).
“Panama” – Van Halen – 1984

Cash:
sentences taken from film titles found through IMDB.com

Caught:
Kracauer, S. Film Theory: The Redemption of Physical Reality. Princeton University Press: 1997. Pg. 23.

Celebrity:
Art Fag City: IMG MGMT: The Nine Eyes of Google Street View – Guest post by Jon Rafman – posted 8/12/09 accessed 2/28/12 http://www.artfagcity.com/2009/08/12/img-mgmt-the-nine-eyes-of-google-street-view/

Centerfold:
The J. Geils Band – “Centerfold” (1981)

Chunky:
quote from Zac Efron imdb.com accessed: 10/18/13

Cinema: Lawrence Durrell – Black Book (1938) – p. 53

Classroom:
Susan Faludi – Stiffed (2000) – p. 539
Eugene Ionesco – The Lesson – p. 72, 76

Cleavage:
Lawrence Durrell – Black Book (1938) – p. 108

Close up:
Jonathan Swift – Gulliver’s Travels (1726) – p. 104

Compilation:
Musil, Robert. House and Home of the Man without Qualities. The Man without Qualities.
Trans. Sophie Wilkins. Vol. 1. New York: Alfred A. Knopf, 1995. 6+. Print.
Prince – “Joy in Repetition” (1990)

Condom Play:
image inspired by a poem by Matthew Weitman.

Cop:
“Cop” – Swans – Cop (1984)

Cum:
NASA – LROC website
Marguerite Duras – The Man Sitting in the Corridor – p. 27
Marquis de Sade – Philosophy in the Bedroom (1795) – p. 201 – Eugenie speaking

Cum Covered:
pun on Buena Vista Social Club

Cum Drenched: Lawrence Durrell – Black Book (1938) – p. 46
appropriated from Garbage – “Only Happy When It Rains”

Cum inside:
William Faulkner

Cumshot:
Henri Cartier-Bresson
Henry Vaughn – “The Retreat”

Cunt:
Liquid Sky (1982)
Marguerite Duras – The Man Sitting in the Corridor – p. 18, 20




   

Steven Teref
is the translator of Ana Ristović’s Directions for Use (Zephyr Press, 2015) and Novica Tadić’s Assembly (Host Publications, 2009). His work has recently appeared or is forthcoming in The New Yorker, Aufgabe, and Asymptote.